toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

8 hours ago | 115,357 notes | Reblog

ogfoodnun:

Christmas list:

  • Hot
  • $1,o000,00000,000
  • Money
  • Bofriend
8 hours ago | 168,476 notes | Reblog

catholicschoolgay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

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agentsex:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

I used to have this exact fantasy

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conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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