tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

octobra:

octobra:

why was cinderella a virgin

because she always ran away from the balls

(Source: youtubeofficial)

lmaoalien:

dont look good for anyone else but the people that dont like you

onefitmodel:

yeah

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

milliondollarnigga:

I’m about to start watching professional sumo wresting if they doing funny shit like this
howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

(Source: nishinoyayuuu)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous