stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

joshpeck:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience


you better toil, shrew
directedtarget:

I’m just like Sophie!!!

lmao pity she got that covered aye loserslol

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: seaprincefukami)

She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile
Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: the-horrific-reality)

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

fertilisers:

i swear it’s easier to talk and open up to people who you’ve never met before rather than those you’re actually around all the time. it’s so bizarre, yet so perfect.

fertilisers:

hey bitch loserslol

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking