I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.
im just an asshole with feelings
why was cinderella a virgin
because she always ran away from the balls
dont look good for anyone else but the people that dont like you
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous