annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

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making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever

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hate:

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

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vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

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sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

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gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

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lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

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affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

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